Errant Error Messages
While probably fictional, none of the following error messages would be a total surprise if they appeared on our system.
Can not find REALITY.SYS ... Universe aborted.
COFFEE.EXE missing, insert cup, press any key.
BREAKFAST.COM halted, cereal port not responding.
C:\ Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner!
SENILE.COM found. Out of Memory.
E-mail returned to sender. Insufficient voltage.
Help! I’m modeming and I can’t get up!
My software never has bugs ... it just develops random features.
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