The
requested document is totally fake.
No
/404 here.
Even
tried multi.
Nothing
helped.
I'm
really depressed about this.
You
see, I'm just a web server...
--
here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying
to serve you a simple web page,
and
then it doesn't even exist!
Where
does that leave me?!
I
mean, I don't even know you.
How
should I know what you wanted from me?
You
honestly think I can *guess*
what
someone I don't even *know*
wants
to find here?
*sigh*
Man,
I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And
then where would we be, I ask you?
It's
not pretty when a web server cries.
And
where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just
because I'm a web server,
and
possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why
does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm
so depressed...
I
think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I
mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What
kind of a life is that?
Two
effing weeks,
and
then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that
thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just
because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security
hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
or
something.
I'm
really sorry to burden you with all this,
I
mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and
I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But
I couldn't get this one.
I'm
so sorry.
Believe
me!
Maybe
I could interest you in another page?
There
are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although
none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures,
huh?
Everything
here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That
makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all
day and all night long.
Two
weeks of information overload,
and
then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What
kind of a life is that?
Now,
please let me sulk alone.
I'm
so depressed.
In recognition of the unique character of this
message, we are pleased to announce that the originators
(unfortunately unknown to us) are awarded the Royal
Order of the (De)Pressed Frog with Tadpole Clusters.
Congratulations ... whomever you are.