Computer Bumper Stickers
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
<-------- The information went data way -------->
The name is Baud...James Baud.
BUFFERS=20, FILES=15, 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
C\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Southern DOS Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
E Pluribus Modem
.... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet: (n) something used to catch the etherbunny
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. (this one -- no joke -- is real ...)
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 (as is this one ... sob ...)
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
REALITY.SYS corrupted Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Error reading FAT record Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Hit any user to continue.
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Backup not found (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Submitted by: The Usual Suspect
What's scary is that these make more sense than a lot of the 'real' ones ...